Friday, September 14, 2012
I have penis envy.
If you have a penis you can't get pregnant. If you have a penis you know for sure when you have orgasmed. If you have a penis you orgasm a lot more easily than the average woman. If you have a penis you are more likely to be paid more. If you have a penis you don't have to try as hard to succeed. If you have a penis you don't have to worry as much about violent attacks. If you have a penis you don't bleed once a month. If you have a penis you don't get debilitating cramps once a month. If you have a penis you don't have to deal with female hormones and the mood swings that accompany them. If you have a penis count yourself lucky!
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If you have a penis you don't have to deal with female hormones and the mood swings that accompany them...
ReplyDeleteTell that to any guy with a girlfriend, wife, mother, sister, or close female friends.
LOL
My point is that you don't have to live those mood swings yourself lol
DeleteI can testify to the fact that being kicked in the vagina or in the breasts is also very painful lol
ReplyDeletehahahaha this made me laugh so much! :D
ReplyDeletelolz... this is crazyyy
ReplyDeletehave to share on my blog :)
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